Over Thanksgiving my 12 year old niece was going on and on about how all over the world young people are unable to find jobs. From Spain to the Middle East to my living room college educated men and women are just sitting around in cafes, too poor to get married or have kids, fighting and bitching and having ideas…and as my Daddy always said(he was 95 when he married my mom so he passed away the day I was conceived) “Ideas are only the business of the government and Averell Harriman.”
So then I thought about all my sad, single, jobless and childless friends(NO I AM NOT ANY OF THESE THINGS. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, A TOY POWDER DOODLE,THIS WEBSITE AND A PRESCRIPTION FOR ABILIFY ORAL) and I felt what my therapist tells me is em-pa-thy. And most importantly- I have a solution. It may stop wars and it may just stop my friend Alice-Caradee from calling me every two hours. Either way I think I deserve this.